October will be AWESOME, like my hair was...

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What the BLEEP is Foolish Times?

Foolish Times is a free monthly tabloid publishing the best humor we can find (some months we search harder than others). Now however, thanks to Mother Necessity, Al Gore's invention of the Internet, and a few bucks spent with GoDaddy for FoolishTimes.net we've gone global baby!

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Think YOU'RE Pretty Funny?

We're eager to read or see your stuff, and exploit it to satisfy our sick egos. As that may be the case, you do benefit from your contributions. You get to brag to your mother-in-law at your next Thanksgiving dinner that you're a published writer or illustrator.

foolish THOUGHT
I'm so lovable, the doctor gave me a special jacket so I can hug myself.
foolish SHORT
My wife complained that I don't buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers.