See, Read, & ROAR Along

Adapted from the illustrated Novella by the Salinas Valley's own Dana B. Larrabee, Godzelda is the prehysterical monthly serial that started in January 2019. Read the latest episode here, or catch up on previous episodes!
foolish THOUGHT
I'm so lovable, the doctor gave me a special jacket so I can hug myself.
foolish SHORT
My wife complained that I don't buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers.