Happy World Poetry Month.
To have much happier relationships and a much happier life,
remember the mantra: “Don’t Say Nuthin.”
Don’t say nuthin’ about her driving
Don’t say nuthin’ about her cooking
Don’t say nuthin’ about her lovin’
And you’ll live a long, happy life
Don’t say nuthin’ about his drinkin’
Don’t say nuthin’ about his thinkin’
Don’t say nuthin’ about his stinkin’
And you’ll live a long, happy life.
Don’t say nuthin’ about his attitude
Don’t say nuthin’ about his lack of gratitude
Don’t say nuthin’ about his stupidity
And you’ll live a long, happy life
Don’t say nuthin’ about his work
Don’t say nuthin’ about his cleaning
Don’t say nuthin’ about his self-delusions
And you’ll live a long, happy life
Don’t say nuthin’ about her clothes
Don’t say nuthin’ about her weight
Don’t say nuthin’ about her hair
And you’ll live a long, happy life
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Books by Robert Barrows: Crazy Robert’s More Great Poems, Potential Song Lyrics, Crazy Robert’s Joke Book.
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