“Don’t Say Nuthin”

April 12, 2024
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Robert Barrows

Happy World Poetry Month. 

To have much happier relationships and a much happier life, 
remember the mantra: “Don’t Say Nuthin.”

Don’t say nuthin’ about her driving
Don’t say nuthin’ about her cooking
Don’t say nuthin’ about her lovin’
And you’ll live a long, happy life

Don’t say nuthin’ about his drinkin’
Don’t say nuthin’ about his thinkin’
Don’t say nuthin’ about his stinkin’
And you’ll live a long, happy life.

Don’t say nuthin’ about his attitude
Don’t say nuthin’ about his lack of gratitude
Don’t say nuthin’ about his stupidity
And you’ll live a long, happy life

Don’t say nuthin’ about his work
Don’t say nuthin’ about his cleaning
Don’t say nuthin’ about his self-delusions
And you’ll live a long, happy life

Don’t say nuthin’ about her clothes
Don’t say nuthin’ about her weight
Don’t say nuthin’ about her hair
And you’ll live a long, happy life

Add your own verses: www.foolishtimes.net/nuthin

Books by Robert Barrows: Crazy Robert’s More Great Poems, Potential Song Lyrics, Crazy Robert’s Joke Book.  

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